Have you ever noticed that packs of Dentyne gum have a "Dentyne-ism" list on the back? Here are some funny ones I've seen:
- Dentyne-ism #4 -Why don’t aliens ever kidnap normal people?
- Dentyne-ism #26 - Love is blind, but lingerie is still a good thing.
- Dentyne-ism #92 - Why do people call their advice “two cents” when it’s usually worthless?